2020.06 Joyful June, Hope Joy, Word of the Week

Word of the Week: Laugh

Given the choice to laugh or cry I will almost always choose to laugh. It eases tension. It makes a connection with other humans. And it just feels good.

So, I don’t mean to brag or anything, but I am AMAZING at telling bad jokes. I mean seriously, I crack myself up. So here are a few to start your week off with some laughter. By the end you will either be chuckling or you will never read my blog again. Enjoy.

  • I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It is impossible to put down.
  • I just saw a burglar kicking his own door in. I asked: “What are you doing?” He said: “Working from home.”
  • Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: “Does this taste funny to you?”
  • Never donate money to anyone collecting for a marathon. They just take your money and run.
  • What noise does a 747 make when it bounces? Boeing, Boeing, Boeing.
  • Shout out to the people asking what the opposite of in is.
  • Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the pee is silent.
  • What’s the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.
  • I woke up last night to find the ghost of Gloria Gaynor standing beside my bed. At first, I was afraid……. I was petrified.
  • People are usually shocked when they find out I am not a good electrician.

This is a family act. Here are a few favorites from my men and boys:

  • Josh: Why is milk so fast? Because it’s pasteurized before you ever see it.
  • My oldest is too cool to contribute to his mom’s blog
  • Kae (12): How did the scientist freshen her breath? With expri-mints.
  • JJ (8): What’s one and one? 11!
  • Kit (6): Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. (He loves the Barenaked Ladies song)
  • Luke (4): Knock, Knock Who’s there? A cow. A cow who? A cow that pooped on your head! (It’s really funny the way he delivers it.)

And a few quotes to get remind you to laugh daily.

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